Today, I…

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Today, I…

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    • conquered my General Paper with Logical Crap (maybe not conquered, rather, completed… ‘conquered’ has a positive connotation to it… let’s not get too optimistic about this…)

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    • told my possibly-smoker-British marker of the GP paper that he’s gonna die (90% cancer probability)

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    • sang praises for American prodigy Steve Jobs 

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    • told the British marker a superbly-exciting story about how Jobs invented the iPod (and how the marker should look up to Jobs for his amazing risk-taking skills, which you know, the marker probably lacks… because he’s marking papers rather than doing some risk-taking activity e.g. climbing Mount Everest or say, Bungee- Jumping…)

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    • tattled to the British marker about iPhone-clutching, iPad armed, ex-iPod owners who are obviously also technology-obsessed freaks and Apple fanatics—possibly obscenely describing my marker

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    • insulted my fellow Singaporeans by saying that many engage in gang fights, litter, shamelessly shout at each other in tranquil places like a damned park. Because I know. Though I haven’t visited a park in years. Because I’m allergic to dirty soil.

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    • will possibly irritate my future marker with cancellations all over the place… because I can’t seem to think straight. Why do I keep writing ‘to’ instead of ‘the’??? Obviously not thinking!

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  • bombed my brain with the annoying thing of a biology paper. *hate shoots out of ears*

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Tomorrow’s math. My brain and I can’t wait to be challenged…

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As if.

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Good luck to me?

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